Rejected Board Game Slogans

Monopoly- Finally a game for your Jewish friends

Checkers- Chess for retards

Connect 4- We make tic-tac-toe look like a bitch

Chinese Checkers- Is everything the Chinese do weird?

Chess- Good thing this game doesn't involve chance because if you are playing this game you never get lucky

Candy Land- The real world is going to suck by comparison now

Sorry- I'm not sorry

Risk- Now making bloodshed fun

Jenga- Better hope you don't have Parkinson

Clue- Did you know you could kill some one with a candle stick? For real go ahead and try it!

Twister- A fast pass to 2nd base